This Means War Quotes: May the Best Man Win

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Chris Pine and Tom Hardy battled for the heart of Reese Witherspoon in This Means War and the winner was… you’ll have to see the movie! The film was simultaneously a thrill ride, romantic comedy and bromance as it also gave us a slew of memorable movie quotes.

Tom Hardy and Chris Pine Star in This Means War

Witherspoon is Lauren, a woman who cannot decide between Hardy’s Tuck and Pine’s FDR. Did we mention the two guys are best friends and two of the best CIA agents the government employs? Things ought to get interesting when the two use their agency skills and resources to stack the cards against each other in the war over Lauren’s heart. Adding humor to the mix is the always hilarious Chelsea Handler, who portrays Trish… and provides her own brand of unique This Means War quotes

Lauren: Oh, I think I'm going to hell.
Trish: Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up. | permalink

Trish: Don't go with the better guy; go with the guy who makes you better. | permalink

FDR: May the best man win. | permalink

Lauren (to Trish): Tuck is great. He's sweet. He's kind. We have so much fun. But he's maybe too sweet -- a little earnest? Sort of safe. | permalink

Lauren: Have you ever killed anybody with your bare hands?
Tuck: Not this week. | permalink

Lauren: Okay, you can do this. You are a confident woman who can deal with conflict. I'm going to pass out. Just get out there, tell them your decision. They're rational. They may even become friends. They'll probably just shake hands... | permalink

Trish (to Lauren): You think Gloria Steinem got arrested and sat in a jail cell so you could act like a little b**ch? | permalink

Tuck: So you're not backing off?
FDR: Nope. | permalink

FDR (to Lauren in an art gallery talking about the finer points of Lauren’s favorite painter): He was a strong advocate of the finger painting movement.
Agent (after losing his audio hookup to FDR): We lost contact.
Tuck (taking over the audio feed to FDR): Sometimes he would finger his paintings to get closer to them.
FDR (to Lauren): The intimacy with the canvas, to finger a painting... to...
Tuck: Sometimes he would use mud and sticks...
FDR (to Lauren): You know, he used mud and sticks...
Tuck (taking over the audio feed to FDR): And if he couldn't find a stick...
FDR (to Lauren): And if he couldn't find a stick...
Lauren: What?!
FDR (to Lauren): You know, enough talking. Let's let the paintings speak for themselves. | permalink

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This Means War Quotes

Don't go with the better guy; go with the guy who makes you better.

Trish

Lauren: Oh, I think I'm going to hell
Trish: Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up.

This Means War Review

Reese Witherspoon has a tough choice in This Means War. After a period where she had a lack of good dates, she now has two handsome...

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