21 Jump Street Quotes: You Guys Even Real Cops?

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21 Jump Street has officially triumphed and in the process, given us some stellar movie quotes. The film stars Jonah Hill as Schmidt and Channing Tatum as Jenko and shot to the top of the box office in its first week of release, earning over $35 million. The 1980s undercover detective show that made Johnny Depp famous jumped to the big screen as an R-rated comedy. And what comedies do better than any genre of film... give us unforgettable lines.

21 Jump Street Stars Tatum and Hill

The movie also features Rob Riggle as a teacher, Mr. Walters, Ellie Kemper as another educator Ms. Griggs (one who finds it hard to resist Tatum’s good looks), Ice Cube as Captain Dickson and Nick Offerman as Deputy Chief Harvey. In honor of the film’s box office victory, we present our very best 21 Jump Street quotes.

Jenko: (Expletive) you science! | permalink

Deputy Chief Harvey: Do you even know the Miranda rights?
Jenko: It obviously starts with... you have the right to... remain an attorney...
Deputy Chief Harvey: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?
Schmidt: Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to... | permalink

Captain Dickson: Can you two stop (expletive) with the Korean Jesus! | permalink

Schmidt: When did I get stabbed?! That's awesome! | permalink

Captain Dickson: You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' mother (expletive). You will be going in as undercover high school students. | permalink

Mr. Walters: When did you go through puberty? Like at seven or something? | permalink

Domingo: You guys even real cops? You look like kids at Halloween.
Jenko: Hey! You want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: You want to beat my dick off?
Schmidt: I think what he was trying to say was, he's gonna punch you so many times round the genital area that your dick's just gonna fall off. | permalink

Mr. Walters: Put your tongue back in your mouth. | permalink

Ms. Griggs: Let me check out your chest... Let me check out your test. | permalink

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21 Jump Street Quotes

Put your tongue back in your mouth.

Mr. Walters

You'll never know what you can't achieve, until you don't achieve it.

Mr. Gordon

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