Casa de mi Padre Quotes: I Am Armando Alvarez!

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Casa de mi Padre broke star Will Ferrell out of what he told Movie Fanatic was a movie rut. His Spanish language comedy is a tribute to Telenovelas and Spaghetti Westerns. It works on so many levels and is one of the actor’s best. As it is a Ferrell comedy, you can count on the quotable lines to be aplenty!

Will Ferrell as Armando Alvarez in Casa de mi Padre

The film features Ferrell as Armando Alvarez, a Mexican rancher’s son whose father Miguel believes is more fit to serve as a backup to his brother Raul running his farm than as the one who leads it.

In honor of Ferrell’s going Spanish, here are the best Casa de mi Padre quotes. Check back as we compile more as they arrive!

Miguel Ernesto: You’re just like your mother, a big heart but simple. You cannot help me, I need someone smart, and if you were smart you would know that you are dumb. | permalink

DEA Agent Parker: Do. You. Speak American?
Armando Alvarez: No sir. I don't speak American. | permalink

Armando Alvarez: My woman, Miss Lopez, must love the land as I do. | permalink

Raul Alvarez: I'd like to propose a toast and thank those who have come from so far. But I would like to especially thank someone -- someone who many of you have often called stupid, imbecile, fat head, but... he's a guy with a big heart. I propose a toast for my brother. For your happiness Armando.
Armando Alvarez: Yes, to Raul's happiness. May you enjoy all of life's pleasures. Even if it means the destruction of the family! | permalink

Onza: Sonia, why are you sleeping with this dirty rancher?
Armando Alvarez: Stay away, or I'll beat you with these hands! | permalink

Armando Alvarez: I am Armando Alvarez! | permalink

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Casa de mi Padre Quotes

DEA Agent Parker: Do. You. Speak American?
Armando Alvarez: No sir. I don't speak American.

You're just like your mother, a big heart but simple. You cannot help me, I need someone smart, and if you were smart you would know that you are dumb.

Miguel Ernesto

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