American Reunion Quotes: The Pies Have It

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American Reunion stormed into theaters this past weekend, and although it didn’t release The Hunger Games’ stranglehold on the box office, it opened to a solid $21.5 million. As the first film gave us some great American Pie quotes, the final film in the series does as well. The story of Jim (Jason Biggs), Michelle (Alyson Hannigan) and their gang led by Steve Stifler (Seann William Scott) has charmed us for over a decade and to celebrate that, we present the very best American Reunion quotes.

American Reunion: Jason Biggs

Steve Stifler: Be her daddy! | permalink

Selena: Jim, that pan lid is clear. | permalink

Steve Stifler: Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! | permalink

Jim's Dad: It's the fuzz!! | permalink

Michelle: There, um, hasn't been a whole lot of sexy time in the Levenstein household lately.
Selena: Why not?
Michelle: I don't know. I'm a mom now...
Selena: Oh please. Just because you're a mom doesn't mean there isn't a whole other side to you.
Michelle: Hey! Remember that one time, at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each other's...
Selena: Yes! Yes, I remember...let's keep that in the past though, okay? | permalink

Steve Stifler: Vagina shark! | permalink

Oz: Dude, it's gonna happen, she's a college chick. | permalink

Steve Stifler: Let's make this reunion our bitch! | permalink

Jim's Dad: And who might you be?
Stifler's Mom: I'm Stifler's mom.
Jim's Dad: Oh! I'm Jim's dad... | permalink

Steve Stifler: I love the Twilight books. New Moon is my favorite!
Teen Girl: Mine too!
Steve Stifler: Oh my God, it's like, we have so much in common! | permalink

Jim's Dad: I have not had a night like that since the '70s.
Jim: Don't need this.
Jim's Dad: You'd be surprised what you can do with a well-placed thumb. | permalink

Steve Stifler: Ladies, you'd better be working hard -- you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you. | permalink

Kevin: Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
Finch: No, our generation was definitely more mature. | permalink

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American Reunion Quotes

Jim that pan lid is see clear.


Vagina shark!

Steve Stifler

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American Reunion could not be a more perfect title for the closing chapter in the American Pie series. We first met the gang of sex-crazy...

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