Cabin in the Woods Quotes: Something Weird is Going On

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The Cabin in the Woods has thrilled fans of thrillers and horror films with screenwriters Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard's (who also directed) wildly original concept. The film took the above two genres and turned them completely on their heads. The film, starring Chris Hemsworth, Richard Jenkins and Bradley Whitford, was seriously smartly written and as such has given us a scream-worthy batch of movie quotes.

Chris Hemsworth in The Cabin in the Woods

Look for audiences to become entranced by the flick as the weeks go on, spurned on by the army of individuals who are repeating the best of The Cabin in the Woods quotes.

Curt: Let's get this party started! | permalink

Marty: Ok, I'm drawing a line in the (expletive) sand. Do not read the Latin! | permalink

Dana: Thanks for... being decent.
Holden: Least I could do, since Curt and Jules have sold you to me for marriage. | permalink

Curt: I think we should split up. We can cover more ground that way!
Marty: Really? | permalink

Hadley: I'm never going to see a Mer-man. | permalink

Marty: It was the pioneer days; people had to make their own interrogation rooms -- out of cornmeal. | permalink

Mordecai: Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of [pauses]
Mordecai: Am I on speakerphone?
Hadley: No, no of course not.
Mordecai: Yes I am. I can hear the echo. Take me off. Now.
Hadley: Okay, sorry.
Mordecai: I'm not kidding. It's rude. I don't know who's in the room. | permalink

Curt: What is that? [spoken seriously while staring at the lake]
Dana: What?
Curt: In the lake, I swear to God, I...
Dana: Yeah, right...
Curt: No, seriously. Right there. Don't you see it? There. It looks just like my girlfriend. | permalink

Marty: Somethin' weird is going on. | permalink

Sitterson: That's not fair! I had zombies too!
Wiry Girl: Yes, you had Zombies. But this is Zombie Redneck Torture Family. Entirely separate thing. It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal. | permalink

Marty: He's got a husband bulge. | permalink

Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
Marty: Hey, shush, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world. | permalink

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The Cabin in the Woods Quotes

He's got a husband bulge.


Ok, I'm drawing a line in the (expletive) sand. Do not read the Latin!


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