Ted Quotes: Thunder Buddies for Life

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Seth MacFarlane's first foray into feature filmmaking has been a success. His new movie Ted beat Magic Mike for the top spot in the weekend box office, because as much as people love ripped dudes gyrating in thongs, they love CGI Teddy bears swearing endlessly even better!

Check out some of our favorite Ted quotes from stars Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, and Seth MacFarlane, and let us know your favorites in the comments section!

Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis in Ted

Ted: Thunder Buddies for life, right, Johnny?
John: F**king right!
Ted: All right, come on, let's sing The Thunder Song."
John: All right.
John & Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words. F**k you, thunder! You can suck my d**k! You can't get me, thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts. | permalink

Ted: I swear to God, her name is Sauvingon Blanc. Show her your Chevron card. | permalink

John: You don't think she's gonna be expecting something big, do you?
Ted: What, like anal? | permalink

John: I wish I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin! | permalink

John: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, f**king Becky?
Ted: No.
John: Wait, was it any one of those names with a Lynn after it?
Ted: Yes.
John: Okay, Brandy Lynn, Heather Lynn...
Ted: Tammy Lynn.
John: F**k! | permalink

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Ted Quotes

Y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.

Ted

Ted: Thunder Buddies for life, right, Johnny?
John: Fucking right!
Ted: All right, come on, let's sing The Thunder Song."
John: All right.
John & Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words. Fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick! You can't get me, thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts.

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