Django Unchained

What does everybody look for in a family Christmas movie? Yes, relentless human suffering. Well, this Christmas audiences are lucky enough to get two movies featuring just that: Django Unchained and Les Miserables.

But which is sadder? Stars Samuel L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway argue just that point in this hilarious new video from Funny or Die. Take a look:

Jackson (The Avengers) plays the head house slave, a man with dubious intentions, in Django Unchained, while Anne Hathaway plays Fantine, a poor French woman forced to turn to prostitution to support her daughter. Both absolutely have their cases for which is sadder.

Who do you think won the argument? Catch Django Unchained and Les Miserables in theaters Christmas Day to find out for sure.

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Django Unchained Quotes

Calvin Candie: White cake? Dr. King Schultz: I don't go in for sweets, thank you.
Calvin Candie: Are you brooding 'bout me getting the best of ya, huh?
Dr. King Schultz: Actually, I was thinking of that poor devil you fed to the dogs today, D'Artagnan. And I was wondering what Dumas would make of all this.
Calvin Candie: Come again?
Dr. King Schultz: Alexander Dumas. He wrote "The Three Musketeers." I figured you must be an admirer. You named your slave after his novel's lead character. If Alexander Dumas had been there today, I wonder what he would have made of it?
Calvin Candie: You doubt he'd approve?
Dr. King Schultz: Yes. His approval would be a dubious proposition at best.
Calvin Candie: Soft-hearted Frenchy?
Dr. King Schultz: Alexander Dumas is black.

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Added: January 15, 2013

[Cocks rifle] Who's that stumblin' around in the dark? State your business or prepare to get winged.
Dicky Speck

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Added: January 15, 2013