What does everybody look for in a family Christmas movie? Yes, relentless human suffering. Well, this Christmas audiences are lucky enough to get two movies featuring just that: Django Unchained and Les Miserables.

But which is sadder? Stars Samuel L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway argue just that point in this hilarious new video from Funny or Die. Take a look:

Jackson (The Avengers) plays the head house slave, a man with dubious intentions, in Django Unchained, while Anne Hathaway plays Fantine, a poor French woman forced to turn to prostitution to support her daughter. Both absolutely have their cases for which is sadder.

Who do you think won the argument? Catch Django Unchained and Les Miserables in theaters Christmas Day to find out for sure.