Watch Ted Online: Bear with the Hilarity!

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When do Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis take second billing in a movie?

When they star opposite a talking bear, that's when.

Ted took theaters by storm in 2012 and it continues to resonate via home rentals or home purchases today. That's what happens when fans need to relive Ted quotes that are so raunchy, you can't believe they were uttered at all.

Let alone uttered by a talking bear who is voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

So sit back, watch Ted online now via a number of options and let the X-rated good times roll!

Mark Wahlberg Stars in Ted

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Ted Quotes

Y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.


Ted: Thunder Buddies for life, right, Johnny?
John: Fucking right!
Ted: All right, come on, let's sing The Thunder Song."
John: All right.
John & Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words. Fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick! You can't get me, thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts.

Ted Review

Witnessing Ted, it can be described in one phrase: Seth MacFarlane unleashed. Considering the envelopes he pushes on his primetime TV hit...

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