Fifty Shades of Batman: Watch the Trailer!

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In all those Batman movies, we never really (thankfully) got a peek behind the bat cave to see what the superhero was into sexually.

Yet, if there were any superheroes out there that could be a kindred spirit to Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey, one might think it would be Bruce Wayne and his alter ego.

Such is the idea behind a YouTube user named Josh Meeter who has given us a fantastic treat this morning, a trailer for Fifty Shades of Batman. And this isn’t the Val Kilmer Batman or Michael Keaton, for that would not quite fit. 

With his gravely voice and tormented demeanor, his seducer of Dakota Johnson’s Anastasia Steele is Christian Bale’s Batman from Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight trilogy. Yup, he’s Crazy in Love alright… or maybe it’s just lust.

Look at it this way: Wayne leads a double life. So does Christian Grey. Wayne is a billionaire, so too is Grey. Wayne enjoys dressing up in leather and using assorted weapons on a daily basis. Honestly, also does Grey.

It’s actually a match made in heaven.

Now to get this out of your mind and return Batman to his rightful heroic (non-sexual) place, watch Batman Begins online and check out our favorite Batman quotes in the slideshow below!

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Batman Quotes

Grissom: Your life won't be worth spit!
The Joker: I've been dead once already, its very liberating. You should think of it as therapy.
Grissom: Jack, maybe we can cut a deal.
The Joker: Jack?
The Joker: Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me Joker and as you can see I'm a lot happier.

Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?

The Joker