Alison Scott

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Alison Scott gets knocked up in Knocked Up. The gorgeous character faces issues with her career and family after having unprotected sex with Ben Stone. In the end, though, Allison is gonna be okay. We can tell.

Played By
Katherine Heigl
Full Name
Alison Scott

Alison Scott Quotes

Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
Ben Stone: It's doggie style. We don't have to go outside or anything.

Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: With a baby?

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Knocked Up Quotes

Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!

Fantasy baseball player

Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' loose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!