Andy Stitzer

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Andy Stitzer is a 40-year old virgin. He's the main focus of this movie, as Andy's friends and coworkers go to extreme lengths to get the guy some booty. But this is one confident nerd. He's comfortable with who he is and ends up waiting until he's ready - and married - to engage in intercourse.

Played By
Steve Carell
Full Name
Andy Stitzer

Andy Stitzer Quotes

She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

Andy Stitzer

[yells] Yooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson!

Andy Stitzer

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The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: Your dick tastes like shit.

Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse!
Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something.