Bert Fischer

Played By
Seymour Cassel
Full Name
Bert Fischer

Bert Fischer Quotes

Dr. Peter Flynn: I understand you're a neurosurgeon.
Bert Fischer: No, I'm a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake.

[to Herman] Are you fond of that moustache?

Bert Fischer

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Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.

Max Fischer

Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: O, R they?