Billy Madison


Played By
Adam Sandler
Full Name
Billy Madison

Billy Madison Quotes

Billy-Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog.

Billy Madison

Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one.

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