Cal

Cal is maybe our favorite character in The 40 Year Old Virgin. It's the role that really placed Seth Rogen on the comedic map, as Cal goes to every length he can to help Andy have sex. He's a coworker of Andy's, David's and Jay's at the movie's fictional, Best Buy-type store.

Played By

Seth Rogen

Full Name

Cal

Cal Photos

Cal Quotes

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: Your dick tastes like shit.

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Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse!
Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something.

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The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: Your dick tastes like shit.

• Permalink: You know how I know you're gay? How? Your d**k tastes like ...
• Added: August 25, 2006

Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse!
Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something.

• Permalink: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would b...
• Added: August 25, 2006

The 40 Year Old Virgin Photos