Cher Horowitz

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Cher Horowitz is the main character in Clueless. She isn't the smartest girl in school... but she is the prettiest and trendiest. That's really all that matters. Cher is also saving herself for a more mature boyfriend.

Played By
Alicia Silverstone
Full Name
Cher Horowitz

Cher Horowitz Quotes

Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter.

Cher

[seeking a match for her teacher] Unfortunately, There was a major babe drought at my school. The evil trolls from the math department were actually married and in the grand tradition of P.E. teachers, Ms. Stoger seemed to be same-sex oriented.

Cher

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Clueless Quotes

Cher: If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.
Elton: What's seven times seven?
Cher: Stuff she knows.

Mel: What the hell is that?
Cher: A dress.
Mel: Says who?
Cher: Calvin Klein.