Danny Noonan

Danny Noonan is working as a caddy at Bushwood Country Club to pay his way through college.  He learns that there's a college scholarship up for grabs when its previous winner died of an anxiety attack.  He begins to kiss up to Judge Smails to try and be next in line for the scholarship.

Played By

Michael O'Keefe

Full Name

Danny Noonan

Danny Noonan Photos

Danny Noonan Quotes

Ty Webb: You've got to win this hole.
Danny Noonan: I kinda thought winning wasn't important
Ty Webb: Me winning isn't. You do.
Danny Noonan: Great grammar.

• Permalink: You've got to win this hole. I kinda thought winning wasn't i...
• Added: September 20, 2006

Ty Webb: Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny?
Danny Noonan: No.
Ty Webb: Take one good guess.
Danny Noonan: Bob Hope?
Ty Webb: Ha ha... No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.

• Permalink: Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could hav...
• Added: September 20, 2006

Caddyshack Quotes

It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Judge Smails

• Permalink: It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got th...
• Added: September 20, 2006

Judge Smails: [to Bishop Fred Pickering] Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Bishop: Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.

• Permalink: Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, a...
• Added: September 20, 2006

Caddyshack Photos