Danny Noonan is working as a caddy at Bushwood Country Club to pay his way through college.Â He learns that there's a college scholarship up for grabs when its previous winner died of an anxiety attack.Â He begins to kiss up to Judge Smails to try and be next in line for the scholarship.
Ty Webb: I like you Betty.
Danny Noonan: It's Danny sir.
Ty Webb: Danny.
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Ty Webb: You've got to win this hole.
Danny Noonan: I kinda thought winning wasn't important
Ty Webb: Me winning isn't. You do.
Danny Noonan: Great grammar.
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Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it.
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- Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Judge Smails: [to Bishop Fred Pickering] Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Bishop: Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.
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- Rating: 5.0 / 5.0