Dave

Dave Quotes

Frank Falenczyk: You gonna run and tell mommy?
Dave: That's right, Frank. I'm going to run and tell mommy.
Frank Falenczyk: Shit.

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Dave: You ball your socks, you floss, and you don't hide booze in the toilet tank.
Dave: [pauses] You live like a Mormon.

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You Kill Me Quotes

Frank Falenczyk: Are you pregnant?
Laurel Pearson: No! Unless you put something in my egg-roll. And then put the egg-roll in my...

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It isn't that I'm sorry I killed them; it's that I'm sorry I killed them badly.

Frank Falenczyk

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• Added: April 16, 2008