David

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David is a friend and a coworker of Andy in The 40 Year Old Virgin. Seems like a nice guy. But the dude is dangerously obsessed with his ex-girlfriend, even though they broke up years ago. She's all he thinks about and talks about.

Played By
Paul Rudd, Omarion Grandberry
Full Name
David

David Quotes

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: Your dick tastes like shit.

Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now?
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

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