Derek Zoolander

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Derek Zoolander is a three time winner of the coveted VH1 Male Model of the Year and was the hottest model until Hansel came on the scene and stole his title.  Derek soon becomes the target of a plan to assassinate the Prine Minister of Malaysia.  Oh and Zoolander can only make right turns.

Played By
Ben Stiller
Full Name
Derek Zoolander

Derek Zoolander Quotes

At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.

Derek Zoolander

Derek Zoolander: But why male models?
J.P. Prewitt: Are you serious? I just told you.

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Zoolander Quotes

At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.

Derek Zoolander

Hansel: So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.