Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman is one of the four main kids in South Park.  Cartman is the fat kid and the bully of the group, but easily the best source of entertainment.

Played By

Trey Parker

Full Name

Eric Cartman

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Eric Cartman Quotes

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!

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Cartman: Mom? If you were in a German "scheisse" video, you... you'd tell me, right?
[short pause]
Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon.

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Cartman: Mom? If you were in a German "scheisse" video, you... you'd tell me, right?
[short pause]
Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon.

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• Added: August 29, 2007

Satan: Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
Saddam Hussein: I love you.

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