Fats Portnoy

Jeff "Fats" Portnoy is your classic Hollywood bad boy. The actor stars in Tropic Thunder, the movie within a movie that's at the heart of the movie Tropic Thunder. Got that?

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Jack Black

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Fats Portnoy

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I don't wanna die like Hendrix man!

Jeff Portnoy

• Permalink: I don't wanna die like Hendrix man!
• Added: August 29, 2008

[heading towards an ox] I need to bite its hide... and wear its stomach like a unitard.

Jeff Portnoy

• Permalink: I need to bite its hide... and wear its stomach like a unitard.
• Added: September 04, 2008

Tropic Thunder Quotes

[as Simple Jack] Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!

Tugg Speedman

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• Added: August 17, 2008

Kirk Lazarus: Action Jackson can't cry, that's what's going down.
Tugg Speedman: You know what Kirk, I'm ready to do the scene!
Kirk Lazarus: Now it's time to flip the script! I'm gonna have to wait till Chinese New Year for my man to cry.

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• Added: September 04, 2008

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