Fats Portnoy

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Jeff "Fats" Portnoy is your classic Hollywood bad boy. The actor stars in Tropic Thunder, the movie within a movie that's at the heart of the movie Tropic Thunder. Got that?

Played By
Jack Black
Full Name
Fats Portnoy

Fats Portnoy Quotes

I don't wanna die like Hendrix man!

Jeff Portnoy

[heading towards an ox] I need to bite its hide... and wear its stomach like a unitard.

Jeff Portnoy

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Tropic Thunder Quotes

[as Simple Jack] Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!

Tugg Speedman

Kirk Lazarus: Action Jackson can't cry, that's what's going down.
Tugg Speedman: You know what Kirk, I'm ready to do the scene!
Kirk Lazarus: Now it's time to flip the script! I'm gonna have to wait till Chinese New Year for my man to cry.