Fats Portnoy

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Jeff "Fats" Portnoy is your classic Hollywood bad boy. The actor stars in Tropic Thunder, the movie within a movie that's at the heart of the movie Tropic Thunder. Got that?

Played By
Jack Black
Full Name
Fats Portnoy

Fats Portnoy Quotes

I don't wanna die like Hendrix man!

Jeff Portnoy

[heading towards an ox] I need to bite its hide... and wear its stomach like a unitard.

Jeff Portnoy

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Tropic Thunder Quotes

I know who I am! I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!

Kirk Lazarus

Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

Kirk Lazarus