Gerald 'Coop' Cooperberg

Gerald 'Coop' Cooperberg Quotes

Coop: I want you inside me.
Katie: What did you say?
Coop: Oh hey... from before...

Gene: You are ready to be taught the new way.
Coop: Will you teach me about this - what is it? A new way?

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Wet Hot American Summer Quotes

McKinley: Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.
Arty: OK.
McKinley: 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow, and I don't want to get in trouble.
Arty: Sure.
McKinley: You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
Arty: I will.
McKinley: You're covered in dirt. Take a shower.

I went to sleepaway camp so long ago that it was the Stone Age. No, but seriously, it wasn't the Stone Age... it was the Ice Age! No, really, it was the Stone Age.

Alan Shemper