Greg Focker

Gaylord Focker

Gaylord "Greg" Focker is a male nurse who lives in Chicago. Greg actually aced the MCATs but chose nursing over being a doctor because he felt he could better help people as a nurse.

In Meet the Parents, poor Greg is desperately trying to impress Pam's parents so that he may ask her father, Jack, for his daughter's hand in marriage. Everything that can go wrong for Greg does.

In Meet the Fockers, Greg is introducing the Byrnes to his incredibly embarrassing parents, Bernie and Roz Focker.

Played By
Ben Stiller
Full Name
Greg Focker

Greg Focker Quotes

Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

Bob Banks: What is that smell?
Jack Byrnes: That smell, Bob, is our shit. Focker flushed the toilet in the den so the septic tank overflowed.
Greg Focker: I told you, Jack, it wasn't me, it was Jinx.
Jack Byrnes: FOCKER, I'm not gonna tell you again. Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He's a cat for Christ sakes!
Larry: The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker.

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