Greg Focker

Gaylord Focker

Gaylord "Greg" Focker is a male nurse who lives in Chicago. Greg actually aced the MCATs but chose nursing over being a doctor because he felt he could better help people as a nurse.

In Meet the Parents, poor Greg is desperately trying to impress Pam's parents so that he may ask her father, Jack, for his daughter's hand in marriage. Everything that can go wrong for Greg does.

In Meet the Fockers, Greg is introducing the Byrnes to his incredibly embarrassing parents, Bernie and Roz Focker.

Played By
Ben Stiller
Full Name
Greg Focker

Greg Focker Quotes

Jack Byrnes: Did you flush this toilet?
Greg Focker: Maybe... You know what, maybe Jinx flushed it. I saw little Jinxy in there last night and he took a squatted... relieved himself.
Jack Byrnes: Jinx knows not to use that toilet and even if he did, he'd never flush it.
Greg Focker: What does it matter?
Jack Byrnes: The matter, Greg RN, is that when this toilet is flushed, it runs, and when you have a septic tank that's nearly full and a toilet that's been running all night, then you could have a hell of a problem.

Late Night Courier: Gaylord M. Focker?
Greg Focker: That's me.
Jack Byrnes: I thought your name was Greg.
Greg Focker: It is.
Late Night Courier: That's not what it says here.
Greg Focker: Gaylord is my legal name. Nobody's called me by it since third grade.
Denny Byrnes: Wait a minute, so your name is Gay Focker?

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