Hal Larson

Hal Larson is Shallow Hal.  He is a superficial womanizer who thinks that beauty is skin deep until he is hypnotized by life coach Tony Robbins.  Shortly after he meets Rosemary, an obese woman who he sees as the most beautiful woman ever.

Played By

Jack Black

Full Name

Hal Larson

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Hal Larson Quotes

Hal: There's Rosemary.
Mauricio: Where?
Hal: Right there!
Mauricio: Is she behind the Rhino?

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[after introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio]
Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?
Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.

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Shallow Hal Quotes

[after Rosemary's weight crushed a chair]
Hal: Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with this chair? What's this shit made out of, anyway?
Restaurant Manager: Uhh... Steel.

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[after introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio]
Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?
Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.

• Permalink: Does she take the cake, or what? She takes the whole bakery, ...
• Added: August 12, 2008

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