Hansel

Hansel is an up and coming male model that recently took the title of VH1's coveted Male Model of the Year from three time winner, Derek Zoolander.  Hansel takes Derek in when Mugatu's goons are after him.  He's so hot right now.

Played By

Owen Wilson

Full Name

Hansel

Hansel Quotes

Hansel: So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

• Permalink: So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and ...
• Added: August 29, 2006

Matilda: What time is it?
Derek Zoolander: Almost five.
Matilda: What? Hey, guys, that show is in three hours. Derek is dead unless we get that evidence. Do you guys...
Hansel: Whoa, whoa, easy! How 'bout a "Good afternoon, Derek and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night."

• Permalink: What time is it? Almost five. What? Hey, guys, that show is...
• Added: August 29, 2006

Zoolander Quotes

Hansel: So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

• Permalink: So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and ...
• Added: August 29, 2006

You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.

Larry Zoolander

• Permalink: You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your de...
• Added: August 26, 2008

Watch Zoolander Online

Zoolander Photos