Harold Crick

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Harold Crick is an IRS auditor who's been content to live his life alone.  Harold's life completely changes when he begins to hear his life narrated by a woman with a British accent and a bigger vocabulary than his.

The woman tells him that he is going to die so he seeks the help of Professor Jules Hilbert to help him figure out who this narrator is and hopefully in time.

Played By
Will Ferrell
Full Name
Harold Crick

Harold Crick Quotes

Dr. Jules Hilbert: Have you met anyone recently who might loathe the very core of you?
Harold Crick: I just started auditing a woman who told me to get bent.
Dr. Jules Hilbert: Well, that sounds like a comedy. Try to develop that.

Dr. Jules Hilbert: Aren't you relieved to know that you're not a golem?
Harold Crick: Yes. I am relieved to know that I am not a golem.

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Stranger Than Fiction Quotes

Dr. Jules Hilbert: Aren't you relieved to know that you're not a golem?
Harold Crick: Yes. I am relieved to know that I am not a golem.

You don't understand that this isn't a story to me, it's my life! I want to live!

Harold Crick