Jack Byrnes

Jack Byrnes

Jack Byrnes is a former CIA agent that retired under the disguise of a florist. In Meet the Parents, Gaylord "Greg" Focker tries desperately to impress Jack so that he may ask for his daughter, Pam's hand in marriage. However, Jack does not trust Greg and uses his CIA techniques to investigate this murse.

In Meet the Fockers, Jack drives an RV with his family and Greg to meet Greg's parents, the Fockers.

Played By

Robert De Niro

Full Name

Jack Byrnes

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Jack Byrnes Quotes

Bob Banks: What is that smell?
Jack Byrnes: That smell, Bob, is our shit. Focker flushed the toilet in the den so the septic tank overflowed.
Greg Focker: I told you, Jack, it wasn't me, it was Jinx.
Jack Byrnes: FOCKER, I'm not gonna tell you again. Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He's a cat for Christ sakes!
Larry: The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker.

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• Added: June 07, 2007

Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

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• Added: June 07, 2007