Jack Byrnes

Jack Byrnes

Jack Byrnes is a former CIA agent that retired under the disguise of a florist. In Meet the Parents, Gaylord "Greg" Focker tries desperately to impress Jack so that he may ask for his daughter, Pam's hand in marriage. However, Jack does not trust Greg and uses his CIA techniques to investigate this murse.

In Meet the Fockers, Jack drives an RV with his family and Greg to meet Greg's parents, the Fockers.

Played By

Robert De Niro

Full Name

Jack Byrnes

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Jack Byrnes: "My Mother", by Jack Byrnes. You gave me life, / You gave me milk, / You gave me courage. / Your name was Angela, / An angel from Heaven, / But you were also an angel of God, / And he needed you, too. / I selfishly tried to hold on to you, / While the cancer ate away at your organs, / Like an unstoppable rebel force, / And now we'll meet in Heaven, / And I shall see you / Nevermore, nevermore, nevermore.
Pam Byrnes: Dad, that's beautiful.
Greg Focker: That's amazing, so much love, and also so much information.

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Jack Byrnes: I mean, can you really trust another human being, Greg?
Greg Focker: Yeah, I think so.
Jack Byrnes: No. The answer is you can not.

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