Jay

Jay  is a buddy of Ben's in the movie Knocked Up. While he may seem like a useless jokester who just cares about slacking off, he's actually a loyal friend. And he makes us laugh a lot.

Played By

Jay Baruchel

Full Name

Jay

Jay Quotes

Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child.
Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!

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• Added: May 24, 2007

Martin: I think he's using the dice move a bit too much.
Jay: I think that's pretty much all he's got.

• Permalink: I think he's using the dice move a bit too much. I think that...
• Added: June 07, 2007

Knocked Up Quotes

Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!

Fantasy baseball player

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• Added: June 05, 2007

Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' loose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!

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• Added: June 07, 2007

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