John Beckwith

John Beckwith is one half of everyone's favorite Wedding Crashers.  John is a lawyer who spends his weekends crashing weddings and laying unsuspecting ladies.  That is until John meets Claire, a woman he falls hard for.

Played By

Owen Wilson

Full Name

John Beckwith

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John Beckwith Quotes

Jeremy Grey: Okay, what's our back story?
John Beckwith: We're brothers from New Hampshire. We're venture capitalists.
Jeremy Grey: I'm sick of that. Let's be from Vermont. And let's have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate.
John Beckwith: Wait, that's stupid. We don't know anything about maple syrup.
Jeremy Grey: I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?

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• Added: August 22, 2006

John Beckwith: Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.
Jeremy Grey: Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me.

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• Added: August 22, 2006

Wedding Crashers Quotes

I'm gonna go see Dr. Finklestein and I'm gonna tell him we have a whole new bag of issues. We can forget about mom for a while.

Jeremy Grey

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• Added: August 22, 2006

John Beckwith: Seamus O'Toole.
Jeremy Grey: Bobby O'Shea.
John Beckwith: I'm ready to get drunk!

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• Added: August 22, 2006

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