Judge Elihu Smails

Judge Smails is the antagonist in Caddyshack.  He's one of the members of Bushwood Country Club and is in charge of the upcoming college scholarship that Danny is after.

Played By

Ted Knight

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Judge Elihu Smails

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Judge Elihu Smails Quotes

It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Judge Smails

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Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it.

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Caddyshack Quotes

It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Judge Smails

• Permalink: It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got th...
• Added: September 20, 2006

Judge Smails: [to Bishop Fred Pickering] Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Bishop: Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.

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