Juno MacGuff

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The only, the only Juno MacGuff. This 16-year old gets herself knocked up, but handles the accident as well as one could ever expect. Funny and responsible, Juno is a role model for anyone at any age. She makes us laugh.

Played By
Ellen Page
Full Name
Juno MacGuff

Juno MacGuff Quotes

Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear.
Juno MacGuff: I still have your virginity.
Paulie Bleeker: Shut up.

Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking.
Juno MacGuff: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.

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Juno Quotes

Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Uh, dad?
Mac MacGuff: Yeah?
Juno MacGuff: Either I just wet my pants... or...
Mac MacGuff: "Or"...?
Juno MacGuff: Or... THUNDERCATS ARE GO!

Vanessa Loring: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?