Karen Eiffel

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Karen Eiffel is a famous writer in the movie Stranger Than Fiction.  In all of her novels, she kills off her main character in the end.  In her current novel about an IRS auditor, Harold Crick, she's finding it difficult to kill him off.

Played By
Emma Thompson
Full Name
Karen Eiffel

Karen Eiffel Quotes

Karen Eiffel: Harold quickly calculated the odds of making an ass of himself, in ratio to the amount of time he stayed to chat.
Harold Crick: This is my stop I should go.
Karen Eiffel: He was elated and surprised by his somewhat flirtatious encounter with Mrs. Pascal. So elated that he exited the transit authority bus a good 27 blocks too early and would now have to walk.

Karen Eiffel: [narrating] Little did he know that this simple seemingly innocuous act would result in his imminent death.
Harold Crick: What? What? Hey! HELLOOO! What? Why? Why MY death? HELLO? Excuse me? WHEN?

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Stranger Than Fiction Quotes

Dr. Jules Hilbert: Aren't you relieved to know that you're not a golem?
Harold Crick: Yes. I am relieved to know that I am not a golem.

You don't understand that this isn't a story to me, it's my life! I want to live!

Harold Crick