Kumar Patel

Kumar Patel Picture

Kumar Patel is close pals with Harold Lee. These two always seem to find trouble for themselves, having gone to White Castle in one movie and having to escape from Guantanamo Bay in a 2008 film.

Played By
Kal Penn
Full Name
Kumar Patel

Kumar Patel Quotes

Officer Palumbo: What kind of name is that anyhow? Kumar? What is that five o's or two u's?
Kumar: No, it's actually one "u"
Officer Palumbo: Yeah... bullshit.

Kumar: How were Katie Holmes' tits?
Goldstein: You know the Holocaust?
Kumar: Yeah?
Goldstein: Picture the opposite of that!
Kumar: Nice!

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