American Beauty

Lester Burnham Quotes

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Lester Burnham

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Brad: [reading Lester's job assessment] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.
Lester Burnham: Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.

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American Beauty Quotes

Angela Hayes: Jane, he's a freak!
Jane Burnham: Then so am I! And we'll always be freaks and we'll never be like other people and you'll never be a freak because you're just too... perfect!

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Buddy Kane: You like getting fucked by the King?
Carolyn Burnham: Fuck me, your majesty!

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