Lester Burnham

Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's!

Played By
Kevin Spacey
Full Name
Lester Burnham

Lester Burnham Quotes

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

Lester Burnham

Brad: [reading Lester's job assessment] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.
Lester Burnham: Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.

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Jane Burnham: Then so am I! And we'll always be freaks and we'll never be like other people and you'll never be a freak because you're just too... perfect!

Buddy Kane: You like getting fucked by the King?
Carolyn Burnham: Fuck me, your majesty!