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Lou Quotes

Jacob: [to Lou] I have some Ativan but it's different.
Lou: Well, let's stick it up our asses!
Jacob: It's not a suppository!
Lou: It doesn't matter. You crush it up, put it in a paper towel, run it under some warm water, and you stick it right up your ass. That works!

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Added: January 18, 2013

Jacob: "For your information, I've had a lot of girlfriends. Hot ones."
Lou: "You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones."

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Added: April 05, 2010

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Dr. Jeff [asking Adam and Nick about Lou]: "You are his friends, right?"
[Awkward silence]
Nick: "It's like that friend who's an asshole, but he's our asshole."

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Added: April 05, 2010

"That's probably Ashton Kolchak right now, tellin' us we've been 'punk'd' or whatever."
Adam [after a knock on the door]

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Added: April 05, 2010