Machete

Played By

Danny Trejo

Full Name

Machete

Machete Quotes

Machete don't text.

Machete

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• Added: September 06, 2010

Sartana: I thought Machete don't text.
Machete: Machete improvises.

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• Added: September 13, 2010

Machete Quotes

I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the fuck out.

Padre Benito del Toro

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• Added: September 06, 2010

Machete don't text.

Machete

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Machete Review

Not just anyone can disembowel their enemy, yank out his intestines and jump out of a window, only to use said intestines as a rope to...

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