Mitch Martin

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Mitch Martin is the godfather. That's what the pledges of his fraternity call him. The man comes a long way from the beginning of Old School, where he gets screwed over by his orgy-loving wife.

Played By
Luke Wilson
Full Name
Mitch Martin

Mitch Martin Quotes

Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend.


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Old School Quotes

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.


I know a really good sand guy.