Mitch Martin

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Mitch Martin is the godfather. That's what the pledges of his fraternity call him. The man comes a long way from the beginning of Old School, where he gets screwed over by his orgy-loving wife.

Played By
Luke Wilson
Full Name
Mitch Martin

Mitch Martin Quotes

Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend.


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Old School Quotes

Gang Bang Guy: Hello.
Mitch: Yeah?
Gang Bang Guy: I'm here for the gangbang...

You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by midnight.