Officer Michaels

Officer Michaels is shocked

Officer Michaels is played by the always-hilarious Seth Rogen. This is one police officer who drinks, smokes and shoots on the job. As a defender of McLovin, however, Officer Michaels is more than okay by us. He's an American hero.

Played By
Seth Rogen
Full Name
Officer Michaels

Officer Michaels Quotes

Officer Michaels: How old are you McLovin?
Fogell: Old enough.
Officer Michaels: Old enough for what?
Fogell: To party.

Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? He was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.

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Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They're like little baby toes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.

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Seth: Yeah, but the problem is that they don't actually show the dick going in the pussy. Have you ever seen a pussy by itself?
Evan: No.
Seth: I dunno, it's not for me.