Pat Healy

Mary and Pat Healy

Played By
Matt Dillon
Full Name
Pat Healy

Pat Healy Quotes

Mary: You've been to Nepal?
Pat Healy: Not in months, I don't know why I bought the damn place.

Pat Healy: What, you think yer shit don't stink?
Ted: No, I don't think, I mean, yes it does, no I don't...

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There's Something About Mary Quotes

I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.

Ted

[pretending to sound genuine] Yup, those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going.

Pat Healy