Pat Healy

Mary and Pat Healy

Played By
Matt Dillon
Full Name
Pat Healy

Pat Healy Quotes

[pretending to sound genuine] Yup, those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going.

Pat Healy

Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative.

Pat Healy

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There's Something About Mary Quotes

Pat Healy: What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
Brett Favre: I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumbass.

Have you ever had a whitehead on your eyeball, Mary?