Paul Smecker

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FBI Agent Paul Smecker is sent to investigate the killing of Russian mobsters by the MacManus twins, which he determines to be self defense.  Smecker ends up that the despite their murders, that the Boondock Saints (the MacManus twins) are the good guys.

Played By
Willem Dafoe
Full Name
Paul Smecker

Paul Smecker Quotes

Connor: Jesus. He brought a six-shooter.
Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius.
Connor: What the fuck were you going to do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?

You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.

Paul Smecker

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Boondock Saints Quotes

Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?

Doc

Detective Greenly: These guys are miles away by now, but if you want to beat your head against a wall, then here's what you're looking for: they're scared, like two little bunny rabbits. Anything in a uniform or flashing blue lights is gonna spook 'em, OK? So the only thing we can do is put a potato on a string and drag it through South Boston, "Thanks for coming out!"
[Murphy and Connor walk into the station and Smecker sees them]
Murphy: You'd probably have better luck with a beer.
Connor: Aye, you would.
Detective Greenly: Fuck.
Paul Smecker: Hey, Greenly. Onion bagel, cream cheese.