Professor Bedlam


Played By
Eddie Izzard
Full Name
Professor Bedlam

Professor Bedlam Quotes

Matt Saunders: I'm not going to help you kill her!
Professor Bedlam: Kill? I didn't say "kill"! I said "neutralize"! It's a neutral word... like Switzerland!

[last lines]
Matt Saunders: Wanna get a beer?
Professor Bedlam: Sure, let's do it.

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My Super Ex-Girlfriend Quotes

[after revealing her secret to Matt]
Jenny Johnson: Say "I'd rather have a chainsaw shoved up my ass than tell."
Matt Saunders: Is that a possibility?
Jenny Johnson: Say it!
Matt Saunders: Ok. I'd rather have a chainsaw shoved up my ass than tell.

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Hannah Lewis