Sarah Marshall

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Sarah Marshall is a famous actress who never paid much attention to her boyfriend Peter. She'd forget to thank him in acceptance speeches and what not. After these two break up, Sarah awkwardly runs into Peter at a resort in vacation.

Played By
Kristen Bell
Full Name
Sarah Marshall

Sarah Marshall Quotes

Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their cooter and I refuse to that. Excuse me, but I have a little dignity.

Sarah Marshall

Sarah Marshall: Remember how we thought the killer masturbated before commiting his crimes?
Detective Hunter Rush: Yes?
Sarah Marshall: Take a look...
Detective Hunter Rush: ...Looks like where he's going he'll need to know how to masturbate.

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Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes

Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could do.

Peter Bretter

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.