Shrek is a large, green, lovable ogre that wants nothing more than to live in peace and quiet in his swamp. However, when he's befriended by a donkey and forced to rescue a princess in order to save his swamp, he ends up doing what he thought he could never do, fall in love.
In Shrek 2, Shrek marries his love, Princess Fiona, and returns back from his honeymoon to get to know the family. Once there, Fiona's supposed-to-be husband, Prince Charming, along with his fairy godmother are stirring up trouble.
In Shrek 3, after his father-in-law dies, Shrek is next in line to the thrown. He either has to to the throne himself or find the next-of-kin, the King's nephew, Arthur Pendragon.
Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No.
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions.
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Donkey: You love this woman, don't ya?
Donkey: Do you wanna hold her?
Donkey: Please her?
Donkey: Then ya gotta, gotta try a little tenderness! Chicks love that romantic crap.
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