Silent Bob

Silent Bob

Silent Bob is played by director and writer, Kevin Smith.  Silent Bob is one half of Jay and Silent Bob, a pair of drug dealers that find themselves on every adventure in the View Askew Universe.

Silent Bob lives up to his name and rarely speaks in his movies, except to go into a long, deep, profound thought.  He's definitely the smarter of the pair.

Played By

Kevin Smith

Full Name

Silent Bob

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Silent Bob Quotes

Silent Bob: [to Holden] So there's me an' Amy, and we're all inseparable, right? Just big time in love. And then about four months in, I ask about the ex-boyfriend. Dumb move, I know, but you know how it is - you don't really want to know, but you just have to... stupid guy bullshit. Anyway she starts telling me all about him - how they dated for years, lived together, her mother likes me better, blah, blah, blah - and I'm okay. But then she tells me that a couple times, he brought other people to bed with them - ménage a tois, I believe it's called. Now this just blows my mind. I mean, I'm not used to that sort of thing, right? I was raised Catholic.
Jay: Saint Shithead.

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But, by the time I figured this all out, it was too late; she moved on. And all I had to show for it was some foolish pride which then gave way to regret. She was the girl. I know that now. But, I pushed her away. So I've spent everyday since then chasing Amy. So to speak.

Silent Bob

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• Added: August 03, 2007