Ted Stroehmann

Poor Ted

Played By
Ben Stiller
Full Name
Ted Stroehmann

Ted Stroehmann Quotes

I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.

Ted

Ted: [narrating] From that point on, the guys looked at me in a completely different light.
High School Pal: You're a fuckin' liar!

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