Vaughn Haige


Played By
Rainn Wilson
Full Name
Vaughn Haige

Vaughn Haige Quotes

Oh, no no. Don't tell me. You have invaded the female nation and spread your democracy.

Vaughn Haige

Matt Saunders: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Vaughn Haige: The ability to gratify myself orally.
Matt Saunders: Interesting. But wouldn't that be a little...
Matt Saunders, Vaughn Haige: Gay.
Vaughn Haige: No.
Matt Saunders: Yeah.
Vaughn Haige: Not at all. Think about it.
Matt Saunders: Really? It seems that way.

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My Super Ex-Girlfriend Quotes

[after revealing her secret to Matt]
Jenny Johnson: Say "I'd rather have a chainsaw shoved up my ass than tell."
Matt Saunders: Is that a possibility?
Jenny Johnson: Say it!
Matt Saunders: Ok. I'd rather have a chainsaw shoved up my ass than tell.

Why did G-Girl throw a shark at us?

Hannah Lewis