Zohan

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We've heard that the Zohan is someone you don't wanna mess with. He's a Mossad agent who fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist. Naturally.

Played By
Adam Sandler
Full Name
Zohan

Zohan Quotes

Michael: It's not that big.
Zohan: No, not that. The bush, is biggest you ever seen, right?

I just want to make people silky and shiny!

Zohan

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I just want to make people silky and shiny!

Zohan

Michael: It's not that big.
Zohan: No, not that. The bush, is biggest you ever seen, right?