Admiral Benson: I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? Lt. Commander Block: I don't see any crab, sir. Admiral Benson: Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis for chrissakes!
Topper Harley: Nice place. Ramada Thompson: It's okay. The only problem is I have a nosy landlady. Well, I guess this is goodnight. Topper Harley: I don't want to go back. Ramada Thompson: You don't have to. I don't want to be alone. And by the way... I can go all night, like a lumberjack! Topper Harley: What about your landlady? Ramada Thompson: You can do her too.
