Brick Tamland is the smartest knife in the news room's drawer. He tends to stammer (and make up words), but this weatherman is someone you can count on in a fight: he killed someone in the news team's fight with other news teams. Beware of the Brick!
Brick Tamland: [opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.