Brick Tamland is the smartest knife in the news room's drawer. He tends to stammer (and make up words), but this weatherman is someone you can count on in a fight: he killed someone in the news team's fight with other news teams. Beware of the Brick!
Brick Tamland: [opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.
I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.