Ernie "Chip" Douglas is the cable guy in The Cable Guy. Chip Douglas tries to befriend Steven Kovac, a man who he installs cable for. However, the demented Chip ends up stalking this poor guy. We didn't mean demented, we mean misunderstood.
Chip Douglas: Women are a labyrinth, my friend. Can I be frank? I don't think you listen to her. I think you tell her what she wants to hear. She wants you to thirst for knowledge about who she is, all the complicated splendor that is women. When your love is truly giving, it will come back to you ten fold. Steven Kovacs: You're right. That's incredibly insightful. Chip Douglas: I know. It was Jerry Springer's final thought on Friday's show.